TESTRUN SHIT

[sadisticwarfare]

[It's a beautiful day in Ecruteak City. The sun in shining, there's barely any clouds in the sky, the birds are chirping, and it seems like nothing can go wrong on a day like today.

...Too bad someone's never been fond of peace and quiet. The bombs go off in the north of town at exactly 10:00 AM, and judging from the explosions, there were quite a few of them. Smoke billows from the Bell Tower, and judging from the citizens' panicked reactions, this definitely isn't normal.

Of course, getting into the Bell Tower is easier said than done, considering the fact that there's a building you have to go through first and several sages guarding it.]

Comments

[preybeforemeals]

What if I were to tell you I admire men like you?

[sadisticwarfare]

[His default response was "You're a bit young for me" HANG ON LET HIM RETHINK THIS, this is awkward.]

I certainly won't turn down any flattery you feel like offering, but I'm sure you're here for some reason. If you wanted to talk to me you could have done it when I first announced my plans.

[preybeforemeals]

I could have, but I like it better this way.

[sadisticwarfare]

That's certainly an interesting response.

[preybeforemeals]

It's an honest one.

So tell me, amore - where do you plan on going from here? Surely just causing random chaos will bore you after a while.

[sadisticwarfare]

Perhaps, but I'm sure I'll find something else to entertain me.

[preybeforemeals]

[He laughs at that, quietly.]

You put a lot of time and effort into this, for one who has no plans for the future.

[sadisticwarfare]

I want to make these attacks interesting. If I went into this with no plans whatsoever, I'd be caught. There's no sense in running that risk.

[preybeforemeals]

So this really is entirely to stave off boredom...?

[sadisticwarfare]

What did you think it was?

[preybeforemeals]

Maybe you're seeking happiness.

[It's surprisingly not a sarcastic answer.]

[sadisticwarfare]

That's new.

[What does he even say to that...?]

[preybeforemeals]

Call me a romantic if you like, monsieur, but I firmly believe everyone is looking for that one thing they can't live without. Their raison d'etre, or perhaps joie de vivre - the ultimate life experience.

Maybe war is yours. Who am I to say?

[sadisticwarfare]

[He doesn't know what half of those words are or mean but uh, alright, he'll just roll with it.]

It's an interesting thought. Perhaps we'll have more time to discuss it later.

[The Pokémon in the shadows has alerted him to the presence of the Jennys and he really doesn't want to stick around for much longer.]

[preybeforemeals]

I'm not here to try to stop you, you know.

[sadisticwarfare]

Then why are you here?

[preybeforemeals]

Raison d'etre.

[sadisticwarfare]

Interesting.

[Ah, but it sounds like the Jennys are getting a bit too close for his liking. He motions for the Pokémon to join him. The third one in the shadows doesn't come closer though.]

Until next time.

[He vanishes in a flash of light, just like the warp pads. All three Pokémon vanish as well.]