JUST FUCK ME UP

[greatestcool]

Private post for all things Silver and Ryuunosuke. Because I like pain.

idk maybe I'll make this prettier some day, don't get your hopes up though

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[greatestcool]

Yeah, it...

[Um.]

...What are you doing?

[Leeeaaaaning back um. This is. Kind of weird?? No one does this. Everyone lets him get away with the "I'm totally sad and looking away" thing.]

[feistytrader]

[...He's backing the fuck up, is what he's doing.]

Sorry, I- you were fine, and then you were kind of sad. I wanted to see if you were okay.

[He shakes his head again; he's trying to shake off some of the exhaustion for sure. It's not exactly working, but it's something to do with himself.]

[greatestcool]

Oh uh. Yeah? I'm alright.

[Maybe he should have said he wasn't. Um. Did he heck up???? Just gonna roll with it and pretend he didn't!!]

Are you sure you're gonna be okay waiting here all night? There's that rule against sleeping outside of the rooms.

[feistytrader]

[But he was really... Well, he doesn't look weird and sad anymore. He probably shouldn't push it.]

...I can't sleep alone. Even if I'm tired, I won't fall asleep.

[That was a little more honest than he'd like, but he can't take it back now.]

[greatestcool]

Oh. Do you need a stuffed animal or something?

[...yes this is actually his first thought.]

[feistytrader]

...No. I usually have my Pokémon with me. I can't relax without someone else around.

[I mean sure he hugs Weavile like a stuffed animal, but who's counting.]

[greatestcool]

...What's a Pokémon?

[If only Fate/Zero took place a few years in the future...]

[feistytrader]

...They're Pokémon. I don't know how to describe them.

They're everywhere and everything. Only humans and some plants aren't Pokémon.

[greatestcool]

So... sorta like animals, I guess? Cats and dogs and stuff?

[feistytrader]

...I have no idea what any of those are.

[greatestcool]

Oh. Well. Maybe you can draw some for me or something?

[feistytrader]

...Sure.

[He gets up and heads to the storage room; maybe there's paper and some pencils in there? Hopefully.]

[greatestcool]

[There is! Ryuunosuke follows and promptly grabs some paper and a pencil for himself. He doesn't usually draw but it's better than sitting in front of the kitchen all night. While Silver's working on Pokémon, Ryuunosuke will draw a cat and a dog. He's not the best artist in the world, but he's definitely not terrible!]

[feistytrader]

[Silver's strong suit is definitely not drawing; he's acceptable enough at getting general shapes down, but any details after that are kind of a joke.

He draws out his six partners- Sneasel, Feraligatr, Murkrow, Kingdra, Ursaring, and Gyarados- and there's a little stick figure drawn on each of them for scale. Most of them seem fairly sanely sized, and then there's the actual fish dragon that's gotta be something like sixty feet long.

He hands the pictures to Ryuunosuke, then takes a look at Ryuunosuke's drawings.]

This one looks like a Meowth. I don't know about the other one, though.

[greatestcool]

Whoa, these are so cool!

[He looks really interested in them but his eyes are still really dead.]

That one's a dog. It looks like you've got some stuff that's kinda similar? This one's definitely a bird, and this one's a bear. Um... Not sure what to classify the others as.

[the loch ness monster??]

[feistytrader]

...So what do cats and dogs do? What type are they?

[Do the cats shoot out coins-]

[greatestcool]

Um. "Type"? They're just pets.

[?????]

[feistytrader]

...Sneasel's an ice type. He has ice moves. Kingdra's a dragon and water type. She's really strong.

[...Is none of this ringing a bell?]

[greatestcool]

...Wait, you have a literal dragon? No way! That's so cool!

[...apparently not!]

[feistytrader]

...She is pretty cool.

[Good to know what we're completely lost in translation here.]

What do animals do then?

[greatestcool]

Well, they're pets. Companions. They don't really... do anything? A lot of people consider them really close, like family, especially if they've had a pet for a long time.

What do your uh... what are these things called again? What do they do?

[feistytrader]

...They're kind of like that, but they're not just pets. You battle with them, too.

[greatestcool]

Battle? Like, they literally beat each other up?

[THIS IS ABSOLUTELY WHAT WE SHOULD DO WITH PETS oh my god no]

That sounds really cool!

[feistytrader]

It is cool. Everyone battles back at home.

[Even college nerds!]

[greatestcool]

That sounds awesome! We don't have anything like that, especially not with animals.

[...well I mean, there's cockfighting but uh. That's considered terrible, so??]